“Oh, you didn’t hear?
“Sony manufactured all the screws for the PS3 out of iron forged from the rocks of Mt. Doom and cooled them in the underground lake they secretly discovered on Pluto. The threads are carved by a Japanese sword maker and the head is licked by angels until rounded.
“I don’t even want to get into how they made the case..”
~ k4p741nxkrunch
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