press release

Standard

“Hi Mom! I’m making my own newspaper to report the events of our household.”
“That’s nice.”
“Now I’m looking for a page one lead story. Can I interview you?”
“Sure.”
“OK, what are you cutting up there for dinner?”
“Fish.”
“KNIFE WELDING MOTHER HACKS ICHTHYOIDS! GRIM MELEE IS EVENING RITUAL! SUBURBAN FAMILY DEVOURS VICTIM!”
“Out of the kitchen! OUT!”
~ from Calvin & Hobbes

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