“I finally understand this movie. … [It’s] the kind of thing that Ed Wood would have directed if someone had handed him umpty-million dollars and not applied any direct adult supervision.”
~ W. H. Jamison, Jr.
[source: Amazon.com: W. H. Jamison, Jr.s review of Batman & Robin via George Clooney – Interview with George Clooney – Esquire]
There was once a conjurer who boasted that he had become god-like. One god happened to overhear, and challenged him to a contest.
“Can you do this?” the god asked, scooping up a handful of dirt and making it into a bird. They watched the bird fly away.
“Sure,” said the conjure-man, and reached down for a handful of raw material.
“Hey,” said god. “Use your own dirt.”
“We all scratched our heads and glared threateningly at the machine for hours.”
~ John Charde
[source: Sending an S O S for a PC Exorcist – New York Times]“When we were waiting in line, did you notice the sign saying ‘You must be this fucked to get on this ride’? ”
~ fengi
“There’s nothing like trying to explain something to someone else to make you think about the subject seriously and thoroughly yourself.”
~ Melodie Neal
“Accept that other people see things differently to you, and have different requirements, and see what you can learn from those differences (actually, that may be the formula for world peace, so let’s just try a local implementation and see how we go).”
~ Melodie Neil
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“Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary.”
~ H.L. Mencken
[via The Airport Security Follies – New York Times]
“Unless every other way we have to communicate has broken, I am not joining another Social Network.”
~ a friend of Alec Saunders
[source: Trust me… on Spock, via WeSeePeople: … “sociospam”]“I loved him for nothing so much as his flocci-nauci-nihili-pili-fication of money.”
~ William Shenstone
[from Wikipedia]
“Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
~ principal (played by James Downey) in Billy Madison, written by Tim Herlihy & Adam Sandler
“Hell begins on the day when God grants us a clear vision of all that we might have achieved, of all the gifts which we have wasted, of all that we might have done which we did not do.”
~ Gian Carlo Menotti
[found by Alice]
“I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.”
~ Ashleigh Brilliant
“Cultural content has importance to society above and beyond its ability to generate a profit.”
~ Bjørn Erik Thon, Norwegian Consumer Ombudsman
[source: LWN.net]
“I am not my body. My body is nothing without me.”
~ Eleanor in Rock ‘n’ Roll by Tom Stoppard
“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the weather.”
~ Bill Hicks
[source: The Comedian As Confidence Man … – Google Book Search]
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